Thursday, January 26, 2006

for those about to blog...i salute you


Thank you ac/dc...or school of rock for giving me that line...moving on...It is time for me to do the lists...
here are those who are....
ON NOTICE
10. Cats...im sorry but you make my life miserable and no...they are not cute when they're kitties...
9. mtv...im sorry but this channel is seriously going down hill...what happened to the good days of karaoke...real world hawaii...well actually there were never good ol days for this channel...
8. BYU parking...yes this is obviously crappy but cmon! it is truly ridiculous and i hate that it has contributed to me missing class on several occasions ( sorry m1)...i'm sure hinkely would be worried about this situation and would gladly give us a parking garage or something so that my learning would not be distracted by if i'm going to get another ticket and forever be banned off this campus
7. Tim Allen post Santa Clause 2....some may think he was over after home improvement but i have to say in SC2 he wasnt bad...but now...SHAGGY DOG??? REALLY!!?!! i'm sorry but NO not gonna happen...after giving in on King Kong i've learned my lesson...GO WITH MY GUT
6. Georgetown...most of you know my obsession/love of Duke basketball...but i'm really ticked about our first loss by them...really?! cmon...Washington DC...GEORGETOWN...ugh...i'm getting tense just thinking about it...tonight we better win...i cant handle another buzzer beater by dockery
5. modest mouse, new found glory, all american rejects...sorry never dug the music yet somehow someone downloaded it and put them on my ipod...which now whenever i put my ipod on shuffle i have to skip like EVERYSONG...im sorry but ipod we need to chat i HATE THOSE GROUPS
4. carmex chapstick....awful smell...awful stickiness...awful...done hate it...almost dead to me
3. fast food mexican food...aka Del Taco Taco Time Taco bell...basically any resturaunt with the word TACO in it...im sorry but NO NO NO NO NO...getting sick just thinking about it
2. Re-Runs or tv shows on Hiatus...cmon how hard is it to have a new episode every week...if jack bauer can do it...so can LOST...hope one of my readers has connections to major television networks
1. Peter Jackson...make a decent movie that is UNDER 2 hours...really is this so much to ask. There are about 10 hours of my life i want back because i was trapped in a theater watching your stupid movies. KING KONG DOES NOT HAVE TO LAST 3 YEARS....i hate that movie...

DEAD TO ME RIP
10. Wifeswap/trading spouses...any show like that...my gosh can tv sink any lower
9. Panda Express...i will NEVER eat there again...for 3 days i was within 10 feet of a bathroom. now every time i drive by one or even now just writing about it my stomach squeezes together and i start to feel sick
8. my puma tennishoes....5 blisters in one day...enough said
7. Pepsi...what other cola??? Pepsi Challenge...call it RIGGED CHALLENGE...seriously i could never drink it...if i was in the desert i still wouldnt nope not gonna happen
6. subway...hate the sandwiches...blimpie for life...due to the fact that there are NO blimpies in utah county i'm basically up a creek...lame
5. King Kong...i know i had peter jackson on the on notice list but now that i think about it...king kong was the worst movie ive ever seen...and yes i saw waterworld
4. generic brand kleenexs...for all of you that expressed serious concern in my kleenex website tribute...people it was for two days...im done...ok drop it
3. furry purses...ugh sorry but all the fake fur purses out there are so butt ugly...
2. physical science...what?! ya thats right...hated that class...refuse to recognize it
1. bananas...hate them...hate the smell...taste...ugh

5 comments:

Becoming Supersonic said...

Interesting choices. I like to believe that carmex was inspired by my list which included chapstick. Bananas huh....learn something new everyday. Nice blogging, don't worry my face has not fully taken on the impression of the keyboard yet.

Annalise said...

Hmmmm I'm not sure I aggree with your list. I love cats, bananas, Modest Mouse, Carmex, Pepsi, TACO Amigo (if you haven't been there it's pretty good), Panda Express, & King Kong. But to each his own, right? But amen to Tim Allen, that guy's gone down hill.

jenny said...

my comments YES TO CATS. THEY SUCK. BYU PARKING? dead to me. and mtv?... it had its good days... SINGLED OUT?! HOLLAH! best show ever. What I wouldn't give to watch it. I hate Carmex and Burts Bees while we're at it.

Anonymous said...

mm.. informative

Anonymous said...

Who to you it has told?