loser

so...i'm randomly clicking on sites reaching for some form of entertainment which will push the thought of studying further out of my mind...and i get onto Dwight Schrute's blog...and wow...not only is it hilarious but he has 294 comments!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!?? i'll have that many comments in like 294 blogs...but 294 comments in 2 days...wow. i'm a loser...and i'm losing my mind because i'm actually jealous of a fictional characters blog comment capacity. It is time for bed....or a movie...but definately not studying.
heres to hoping that someday i reach the number 294...

no, my dog is not on crack...

now...some may think that these pictures have two different dogs...and some may say that my dog is on crack...and he may have a collapsed trachea and sound like a barn yard animal but he's my dog! and he's been with me from the beginning...ok if you count 5th grade as the beginning. i brought him to show and tell when he was a tiny puppy and i brought him for show and tell last night...not the same welcome...someone thought he spoke polish.... Needless to say this morning went fairly well...i think i slept about 4 hours...and now i'm going to go back to bed...this is all...good morning and good luck

yesterday...

so yesterday was bad. i'm still in shock of how bad it was. i know i gotta get over it and move on. This is why BYU needs to give us a spring break...kids lose it...i mean mentally...because we havent had a decent enough break to reset ourselves. I'm going to write a letter about how bad my day was and submit it to Cecil and see what he thinks.

i apologize...seriously

ive gone underground for the past three days...and i'm sorry. my phone was hidden in my room and i just looked at it.
ALSO...bought season one of the office...all those times j and k were saying how funny it was...ya i was alittle doubtful...but when maddi and i bought it last night and started watching it...and couldnt stop watching it because we were laughing so hard that my asthma started up. ummm...the healthcare episode...wow...the alliance possibly my favorite...but the whole season together...amazing. BUT THE COMMENTARY...whole other show!! wow...ok i take it back i'm so sorry...this show is amazing...i would agree to jenny's statement that if stranded on a tropical island and couldnt only bring one tv show to watch it would be every possible episode of the office... thank you
its going to be a long night...wow...starting to hate ad's
i love jim
and michael
and dwight

left leg well done...right leg medium rare...BLOG ON!!!

Ok...so after spending 48ish hours on my ad projects i decided to turn it in as soon as possible and take a sweet drive up my favorite canyon. and since it was such a nice day...and i had no desire to wear real clothes i threw on a pair of old soccer shorts and a BHS shirt and grabbed a sandwich from kneaders (its no blimpie but it worked out) visited the Chevy for the first of 3 visits today and rolled down the windows and opened up the sunroof and jammed to a new cd...combination of all my favorite songs from movies and or tv. and readership...random blogstalkers or whatever....TODAY WAS AWESOME....PROBABLY THE BEST AFTERNOON IVE HAD DRIVING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! it was just me and my significant other...aka Jeepy. BUT heres the catch...while rockin out to good girl bad boy and other great songs i failed to remember my roots...the fair skin roots...and this is where the story gets interesting. ummm...i burned the top of my left leg...knee cap of my right leg and the top of my left arm. and since i really love drivin i have come up with a solution...buy a british car and tan the other side of my body. i'm thinkin a cute mini?? Red with a flag on top?or british green with a black and white checkered top? and then jeep will have a girly friend and i will have an even tan...really this benefits everyone who has to see me...i'm already weird looking but add in a summer driving tan and i might as well become a even more secluded person. Heh. Ok...so my very important lovely reader who knows how important an even tan is....sleep on it and let me know....i could possibly negotiate a schedule for the mini...maybe use it to transport nicky?
on to the nicky topic....he is going to have a sleep over at the apartamenta...woo hoo. it is now time to sleep...first time in days

ahh how 12 hours makes a difference...

just 12 hours after i wrote that i'm giving up the "juice" i have gotten back on the wagon. i have been in pain since sunday and apparently that is due to my body protesting the lack of daily caffine. i consulted my doctor (dr dad) and he said that going off the stuff cold turkey does more damage so really i'm just trying to protect my body from anything worse...sooooo...ya...apparently it is in my blood to have caffine going through it all the time. But i am going to reduce the intake...no more than 32 a day...and increase during finals and then taper off....on another note...spring trees are so pretty!i love them! i wish they looked like this all the time!

the count down to nothing begins....

this hilarious picture was provided by google...and yes...we're using it in our ad campaign. who ever this kid is...THANK YOU
Ok so ive got 2 weeks of class left...and week of finals and then nothing. cause i'm not done. why was i so stupid to think that adding a spring semester would be ok? I'm going to be going to school just as much as i am now...and yes this is factoring in my parking absences. i know i may be going alittle overboard on being depressed about not having summer start as early as some people...but man...alittle depressing. i guess i'm going to have to look forward to smacking little white balls with large clubs and taking mindless drives up provo canyon. this week is not going to be fun...call anytime readership for i shall need some contact with the outside world. and lastly...i have not had a single drop of the sacred juice in 3 days...THAT IS THE LONGEST IVE GONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE...the headache is bad...but i can do it. Apparently i will drop weight like star jones...hummm

people who live in the library...scare me

ok, i have been spending some time in the library for the past few days...and i seriously think that some people live here. when one person takes up an entire table for 6??? alittle worried? so am i. now i know that the library is a great place for someone to study...but when kids have their favorite computers, leave their stuff on the table ALL day. ya i'm worried about them. dont you wonder if people sleep overnight in here? could that happen? this place is so big i'm sure there are places to hide like the chick on greys anatomy but wow. Ok, i know this blog isnt about windsor...but i just dont have time to do the map justice and i want to do this right. ok...utah weather sucks.

Happy Birthday to M1 tomorrow...aka my Momma...

i got to got to catch my blog....

UMMM today was awesome! not only did i finally accomplish something BUT i got to see my favorite movie...again...ya. i'd also like to close this Basketball Season(aka JJ lovefest) with total admiration for my favorite athlete. He is PLAYER OF THE YEAR...ahhh if only i could meet him. now he will slip away into obscurity. the NBA better be kind to him. Moving on...i was just looking through my pictures and realized i lost the one illegal picture i took while exiting splash mountain during the log jam (jenny stop giggling...its not that funny of a phrase...ok hehe yes it is)
Now i will recite some of my favorite quotes...in list form
5. (while holding up a hand and counting out 5 seconds) its not just a stupid soccer issue...and you're a jerk...oh looky there times up! SLAP!! haha ok maybe its more of a video clip other than a quote but replaying it in my head...funny
4. you haven't done that? oh my gosh...beckham does it all the time...yes
3. i'm a dude...i'm a hunky dude...i'm a bad ass hunky dude ( i got to got to catch my breath playin in the background. JUNIOR SENIOR- good girl/bad boy...itunes...NOW BUY)
2. bro's...brotha's...bretheren?
1. what does your heart tell you?....i mean...which one do you want to see naked!?

there are so much more quotes to offer....great movie...
on my next blog...i will map out windsor(if confused go to k's blog) and give stories and locations for the sweetest places in england...aka the queens hizzzhouse.

dude...stop blushing...thats lame